ONCE UPON A TIME...
there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that
he reluctantly started southward. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost
frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But then the manure warmed
him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing
the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping sparrow and promptly ate him.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
1. Everyone who shits
on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
3.
And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
